Turn Down Sex

Turn Down Sex

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Nina Albright from the story “My Hotel Romance” in Cinderella Love #1, 1950. Ziff-Davis. The story begins on Page 17.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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SCENE: Two maids. One is crying and the other has her arm around her and is trying to comfort her.

CRYING MAID: I wanted to say “yes!” But he requested turn down service! So I turned him down!

1950 Pencils: Nina Albright Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Service with a Smile: John Lustig

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Wood Be Lovers

Wood Be Lovers

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano from the cover of First Kiss #25, April 1962. Charlton Comics. (No link to read the entire comic because it’s not online.)

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SCENE: A male carpenter and a woman are kissing. In the background is a wooded field with some carpenter tools on the grass.

WOMAN (thinking): At last I’m getting nailed!

1962 Art: Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Wood Be Stud: John Lustig
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Congratulations! You’re in Charge!

Congratulations! You’re in Charge!

 

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: The boss–a cigar-chomping man–is smiling as he talks to a smiling young man and young woman who’s not smiling.

BOSS: Bob’s in charge of brown nosing! And you’re in charge of doing all the actual work!

Art: Vince Colleta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Work in Progress: John Lustig

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SCENE: The boss--a cigar-chomping man--is smiling as he talks to a smiling young man and young woman who's not smiling.

BOSS: Bob’s in charge of brown nosing! And you’re in charge of doing all the actual work!

Art: Vince Colleta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Work in Progress: John Lustig

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Labor Day 2022

Labor Day 2022

Happy Labor Day!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” from FIRST KISS #40, 1965. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN #1: For Labor Day I’ve decided to fire my boss! She’s too demanding!

WOMAN #2: But your boss…is you

WOMAN #1: I know! And I’m fed up with the way I treat myself!

New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Labored Humor: John Lustig
Happy Labor Day!

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WOMAN #1: For Labor Day I’ve decided to fire my boss! She’s too demanding!

WOMAN #2: But your boss…is you

WOMAN #1: I know! And I’m fed up with the way I treat myself!

New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Labored Humor: John Lustig
Happy Labor Day!

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The Blame Game

The Blame Game

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. From the story “You Can Never Tell” from First Kiss #10, 1959. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Two men in suits are with a woman. One is talking with her. She looks angry.

MAN: OMG, Janet! We’re so glad you’re here! We were looking for someone to blame!

CAPTION: On tonight’s episode of Undercover Boss: “Janet” revealsl her true identity….and sacks the entire Scranton sales team!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta? Color: Allen Freeman
Don’t Blame Me: John Lustig

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SCENE: Two men in suits are with a woman. One is talking with her. She looks angry.

MAN: OMG, Janet! We’re so glad you’re here! We were looking for someone to blame!

CAPTION: On tonight’s episode of Undercover Boss: “Janet” revealsl her true identity....and sacks the entire Scranton sales team!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta? Color: Allen Freeman
Don’t Blame Me: John Lustig

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